Porn
Well, I guess discovering porn kinda counts as discovering girls. You know, in a pathetic, depressing sort of way.
Category: Comics
Zero Dollars
I hear some people are downloading free software off bit-torrent sites. Not me. I would NEVER condone something like that. I can assure you this comic was made using software that I gladly payed hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars for.
The Beard
A good beard is like making a statement to the world. It says “I’m my own man.” It says “I make my own rules.” It says “I don’t have a girlfriend.”
Shazam
I don’t know exactly how Shazam works, but I have my theories.
In the studio with Joaquin Phoenix…
I don’t know if Joaquin Phoenix has lost his mind or if he is just playing some elaborate hoax on us. But, I do know one thing. He can’t rap.
The New Jessica Simpson
It’s amazing when celebrities like Jessica Simpson can make themselves filthy rich by flaunting themselves every chance they get, only to discover that being in the spotlight can be a double edged sword.
Big Deal
The blood you sent wasn’t the right temperature, waaaaaaa! The blood you sent was the wrong type, waaaaaa! People will complain about anything these days.
Give Me Some Credit
Blood O-Rama
Nothing says I run a highly successful and professional business like an award from the Austin Chronicle. Or perhaps it says I had 50 bucks to throw at the Chronicle editor in exchange for an award, I forget which one.
Robin Hood
If Robin Hood had played his cards a bit better, he could have made a nice profit for himself on the side. Too bad he was so hung up on that whole helping the people thing. What a chump.