Austin Town Hall

There’s nothing better than throwing a few cold ones back after a hard days work. Even if it is just a part time job. And also, an imaginary one.

I happen to know that there is an ATH writer that got water boarded with beer the last time they went to Coyote Ugly.

Well, I guess discovering porn kinda counts as discovering girls. You know, in a pathetic, depressing sort of way.

I hear some people are downloading free software off bit-torrent sites. Not me. I would NEVER condone something like that. I can assure you this comic was made using software that I gladly payed hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars for.

A good beard is like making a statement to the world. It says “I’m my own man.” It says “I make my own rules.” It says “I don’t have a girlfriend.”

I don’t know exactly how Shazam works, but I have my theories.

I don’t know if Joaquin Phoenix has lost his mind or if he is just playing some elaborate hoax on us. But, I do know one thing. He can’t rap.

It’s amazing when celebrities like Jessica Simpson can make themselves filthy rich by flaunting themselves every chance they get, only to discover that being in the spotlight can be a double edged sword.