Austin Town Hall

The blood you sent wasn’t the right temperature, waaaaaaa! The blood you sent was the wrong type, waaaaaa! People will complain about anything these days.

Nothing says I run a highly successful and professional business like an award from the Austin Chronicle. Or perhaps it says I had 50 bucks to throw at the Chronicle editor in exchange for an award, I forget which one.

If Robin Hood had played his cards a bit better, he could have made a nice profit for himself on the side. Too bad he was so hung up on that whole helping the people thing. What a chump.

Why hasn’t anyone started a black market for blood? There’s one for human organs, why not blood? Is it just me, or is the black market crying out for some fresh new ideas?

Those blood banks and their… needles. It’s time someone taught them a lesson!

Has anyone actually looked at the personals section on Craigslist before? There are some creepy people on there. In fact, there were recently allegations that people were running prostitution rings by advertising on Craigslist…

Sure, there are legal ways to make a living, if you don’t mind working for the man. I’d rather find another way, however, and keep my dignity. You know, the dignity that comes from dealing drugs and gambling.