Austin Town Hall

Clearly an AC unit is optional this summer…

They say an apple a day will keep the doctor away. I’m not sure what the rule is for Big Macs.

Boycotting on an empty stomach is never a good idea.

It’s one thing for the Japanese to build a better car than us, but a better Big Mac!? Whats next McDonald’s? Maybe you could just burn an American Flag. And then, perhaps, you could spit on said American flag, while it’s burning.

I’m really tired of people making assumptions about my masculinity based on the fact that I like fruity cereals. I just like the way they taste, okay!? The skin tight sequin shirts, however, are a bit harder to explain.

Who decided to make washing machines and toilets the exact same color? A simple color code system could prevent accidents like this. Clearly there should be some sort of advocacy group for drunks

There’s nothing better than throwing a few cold ones back after a hard days work. Even if it is just a part time job. And also, an imaginary one.

I hear some people are downloading free software off bit-torrent sites. Not me. I would NEVER condone something like that. I can assure you this comic was made using software that I gladly payed hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars for.