Contest: ATH Holiday Gift Bag
We here at ATH wanted to spread some (belated) holiday cheer with our readers by offering a contest with all kinds of goodness involved. Just as we did around this time last year, we’re offering up gift bags filled with CDs from local and national acts, koozies, stickers, buttons AND one of those fancy Cee-Lo Green t-shirts in the image to the left. Entrance is super easy… just leave a comment below about anything you want. Seriously, give us a joke, new years resolution or a simple Hi and you’re entered into the contest. Two, count ’em two, lucky winners will receive the extremely valuable gift bag and t-shirt. All entries must be received by Wednesday at the end of the day. As always, please remember to leave a valid e-mail address so we can get your shirt size and a place to send your winnings. Go!
Download: Cee-Lo Green – Fuck You [MP3]
WELL AIN’T THAT SOME SHIT?!
Two tall trees, a beech and a birch, stand side by side in the forest. One day they notice a small sapling growing between them.
The birch says, “That, my friend, is a son of birch!”
The beech says, “No, no, no that, I know for a fact, is a son of beech!”
The argument raged on for weeks until one day a woodpecker flew by and the beech and the birch called him over.
The beech and the birch explained the situation and asked if the woodpecker would fly down and settle the argument.
The woodpecker agreed and flew down for a closer look.
An hour later the woodpecker returned. The beech and the birch said, in unison, “Well?!”
The woodpecker replied, “Well, it wasn’t a son of a beech or a son of a birch, but it was the finest piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in!”
Hi, happy new year.
I wanna win.
Resolution: Keep being awesome. and win this shwag.
A bear was taking a shit in the woods and sees a rabbit.
The bear ask the rabbit “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit replies “no”.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
Thank you Eddie Murphy(Delirious)