You Never Know
I think we can all agree that America desperately needs more fattening fast food burgers. But, how can you make your voice heard? Fear not my friends. Thanks to Facebook you too can join the Mega Mac revolution! Just search for “Bring the Mega Mac to America”
I suppose I could make my own Mega Mac. But, as a proud American, shouldn’t I be able to get someone to make one for me?
It’s one thing for the Japanese to build a better car than us, but a better Big Mac!? Whats next McDonald’s? Maybe you could just burn an American Flag. And then, perhaps, you could spit on said American flag, while it’s burning.
I’m really tired of people making assumptions about my masculinity based on the fact that I like fruity cereals. I just like the way they taste, okay!? The skin tight sequin shirts, however, are a bit harder to explain.
Who decided to make washing machines and toilets the exact same color? A simple color code system could prevent accidents like this. Clearly there should be some sort of advocacy group for drunks
There’s nothing better than throwing a few cold ones back after a hard days work. Even if it is just a part time job. And also, an imaginary one.
I happen to know that there is an ATH writer that got water boarded with beer the last time they went to Coyote Ugly.