The New Jessica Simpson
It’s amazing when celebrities like Jessica Simpson can make themselves filthy rich by flaunting themselves every chance they get, only to discover that being in the spotlight can be a double edged sword.
Tag: comic
Big Deal
The blood you sent wasn’t the right temperature, waaaaaaa! The blood you sent was the wrong type, waaaaaa! People will complain about anything these days.
Give Me Some Credit
Blood O-Rama
Nothing says I run a highly successful and professional business like an award from the Austin Chronicle. Or perhaps it says I had 50 bucks to throw at the Chronicle editor in exchange for an award, I forget which one.
Robin Hood
If Robin Hood had played his cards a bit better, he could have made a nice profit for himself on the side. Too bad he was so hung up on that whole helping the people thing. What a chump.
Precious Blood
Why hasn’t anyone started a black market for blood? There’s one for human organs, why not blood? Is it just me, or is the black market crying out for some fresh new ideas?
Phobia
Those blood banks and their… needles. It’s time someone taught them a lesson!
Craigslist
Has anyone actually looked at the personals section on Craigslist before? There are some creepy people on there. In fact, there were recently allegations that people were running prostitution rings by advertising on Craigslist…
Get A Job
Sure, there are legal ways to make a living, if you don’t mind working for the man. I’d rather find another way, however, and keep my dignity. You know, the dignity that comes from dealing drugs and gambling.
Appalled
In these tough economic times, I think we’ve all given some consideration to starting our own meth labs. Oh, you haven’t you say? Well pardon me your Majesty, I didn’t mean to disturb you from your high horse of judgement!